Musings of a Moron: What a joy

Darling Bramwell took me to his lovely little boutique and unveiled this. A daring Brussels sprout ballgown. Ooh I nearly wept with delight. It fits like a glove and even Moony thought I looked enchanting. I'll wear it to the Vicars balls!

Just A little about the author...

Before I start let me explain that Cutting Sprout is a village in the afterlife . When you die you too will be allowed to choose where you live ( if you've been good) .It is one of many villages and we like to keep it very much like an English village of the 1940s and 50s. Some of our most distinguished residents include J.F.K , Queen Henrietta Maria and her family , Oliver Cromwell and visits from R.F.K and oddly Ethel ( who like Holly has a special pass ) Che Guevara and his ex-wife Hilda,Rupert of the Rhine,Doris ( Mrs Cox's Mum). Hello my dears, I'm Mrs J.Nito.
I ought to tell you a little bit about me, had'nt I. I live in a dear sweet cottage in the Village of Cutting Sprout. I am an officionado of the Brussels Sprout and since my hubby dissapeared from the 2.45 to Cutting Station I have decided to bring my village and my hobbies to a wider audience than the W.I gild. Unfortunately my Friend Mrs Moony (once the pharoh Tutankamun, its a long story) decided to move in with me at the time, "As a support to you poor dear in this time of need ! " and I havent been able to get rid of her since. I also have a lovely son called Bramwell, who runs a lovely little boutique. We share our house with my ten cats and Moony's awful Jackel, Bunny.

Musings of a Moron

Sunday, March 18, 2007

What a joy

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Secretly He always wanted One.....

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