Poor Mooney slopping out

Now tell me if you internal organs were removed through your nose would you want people to know. We had great sucess popping in a baggy thing and tube for Mooney but what with all the gin etc she needs a chamber pot at night .It does wonders for my sprouts I must say . I think these things should be more open and she should feel no shame at all .Her bag thingy did go all over The President one awful day but he was so used to his family having rubber tubes stuck up various places to "help" his bowels he was a perfect angel about the whole thing.