Christmas shopping begins in earnest, poor Earnest

As I popped into Dingbat, Wobble and Fryers this morning I noticed Mrs Dingbat balanced precariously atop a stool, now this isn't so unusual as the poor dear is a bit touched, its' what she was doing that aroused my interest. Yes the time for Christmas shopping had arrived as she hung the Christmas puddings at a daring angle I picked up one of these delightful little pamphlets. I always buy biscuits but I can't quite see why anyone would want a camera filled with biscuites surly you'll get better quality pictures if you use film. But Moony rather fancies East and West ( it reminds her of her affair with a bedouin) and I'm spoilt for choice when it comes to little Bramwell